UNSUPERVISED

UNSUPERVISED

What would you do if no one was watching?

19–22 March 2027 | Craig Alvah Lodge, Banff, Aberdeenshire

You know when you see something and instantly think, ohhhh I would LOVE that… and then your brain gets involved? Who would I go with? Will everyone already know each other? Would I actually come on my own? What if I don’t fancy doing everything? What if I’m awkward? Too loud? Too quiet? What if I book it and then immediately think, what the fuck have I done? 😂

Honestly, that’s kind of where UNSUPERVISED came from.

We’re taking over Craig Alvah Lodge for three nights and making the kind of weekend we’d genuinely want to go to ourselves. There’ll be PulseCheck, Pilates, yoga, a heated indoor pool, sauna, really good food, music, movement, fires, plenty of time together and plenty of room to disappear for a bit too. Some things will be planned. Some things definitely won’t.

You might do the lot. You might announce you’re absolutely not getting in the pool and be in it ten minutes later. Have a wee dance in the kitchen because somebody put a song on. Sit chatting shit long after everyone said they were going to bed. Come downstairs in your dressing gown. Change the plan. Change your mind. Or find a really comfy spot and decide nobody is moving you for the next hour. 😂

That’s the bit we love about being together. There isn’t really a version of ourselves we have to maintain. We can be talking about something properly deep one minute and absolute nonsense the next, change the plan three times, go off and do our own thing and come back again. It just feels easy. And really alive.

We’re both sober and, seriously, probably less inhibited now than we ever were when we drank. Not because sobriety made us better behaved. Quite the opposite. 😂 We don’t need a drink now to have a dance, talk to someone we don’t know, be daft, say what we think or stop checking over our shoulder quite so much.

There’s less hiding. More just being in it.

So yes, the weekend is alcohol-free, but this isn’t a sober retreat. And it’s definitely not three days of trying to become a better version of yourself by Monday.

It’s just a really bloody good weekend, with loads to get involved in and enough space around it that you can decide what you actually feel like doing when you get there. Maybe PulseCheck is deep. Maybe it makes you laugh. Maybe you roll out of bed for yoga. Maybe your dressing gown wins. Maybe the best bit turns out to be a completely random conversation in the kitchen that nobody could have put on an itinerary anyway.

That’s UNSUPERVISED.

WHAT’S INCLUDED

• Three nights’ accommodation at Craig Alvah Lodge
• All meals across the weekend
• PulseCheck with Meghan
• Pilates with Alana
• Yoga with Alana
• Heated indoor swimming pool
• Sauna
• Music, movement and other bits we’ve got planned
• Free time to use the house, pool and grounds
• Alcohol-free drinks, snacks and all the little extras we’re still plotting

The timetable will stay deliberately loose. We want enough happening to make the weekend feel brilliant without scheduling every bloody minute of it. 😂

ROOMS & PRICES

Double room – £650 per person
Sharing a double bed with someone you’re booking with.

Twin room – £695 per person
Your own single bed. You can book with a friend or, if you’re coming yourself, be paired with another solo guest.

Private double room – £995 per person
A limited number of double rooms are available for sole occupancy.

All prices include your three nights’ accommodation, meals and the full weekend.

BOOKING

A £195 deposit per person secures your place. The remaining balance can be paid through a payment plan, with full payment due by [DATE].

THE IMPORTANT BITS

• Dates: Friday 19 – Monday 22 March 2027
• Location: Craig Alvah Lodge, Banff, Aberdeenshire
• Duration: Three nights
• Food: All meals included
• Alcohol: Alcohol-free weekend
• Included: PulseCheck, Pilates, yoga, pool, sauna + more
• Participation: Get involved in as much or as little as you fancy

Coming with your pal? Great. Coming yourself? Also completely normal. You don’t need to know us already, and you definitely don’t need to decide six months in advance what version of you is turning up.

If you’ve read this thinking, oh God, I really want to come…

Maybe that’s enough before your brain starts another meeting. 😂

UNSUPERVISED
What would you do if no one was watching?

£195 TO SECURE YOUR PLACE